MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Scrappy, company founder
Founded by Scrappy

Bepo Cat Bear

3 Years in business
Filed September 12, 2026 at 13:55 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$240
Final Liquid Funding
$308
Fiscal Review Record
0 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 20 ▲ 20
Hard Worker
Offshore
✦ MVP ✦
Offshore

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 15
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 14 ▲ 10
Pitchman
Patented
Patented

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 20
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
#4
Business Coach

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 8
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 20
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ #8
◈ #9

Corporate Policies

Grassroots Growth
◆
#1

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Word of Mouth
◆
#2

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#3
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 3, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 3 • $240 VALUATION • 0 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $90 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $90 Valuation Yr 2 $140 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $140 Valuation Yr 3 $240 Fiscal Year 3: 0 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $240 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $90 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $140 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $240 0 3 Bankrupt

Quarterly Shareholder Report →

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Bepo Cat Bear is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
1W / 2L
3 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
33.3%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 3

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $90 0W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker
⚡
Offshore

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $140 0W - 1S
Assets
Hard Worker
⚡
Offshore

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman
⚡
Patented

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Business Coach

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
YEAR 3 $200 0W - 2S
Assets
Hard Worker
+
⚡
Offshore

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman
⚡
Patented

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Business Coach

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 3 $200 0W - 2S
Assets
Hard Worker
+
⚡
Offshore

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman
⚡
Patented

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Business Coach

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

3 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×8
    Human / 8 assets
    • Hard Worker
    • Scrum Master
    • Pitchman
    • Data Analyst
    • Business Coach
    • Chief Storyteller
    • Graphic Designer
    • Volunteer
  • Employee ×6
    Employee / 6 assets
    • Hard Worker
    • Scrum Master
    • Pitchman
    • Data Analyst
    • Chief Storyteller
    • Graphic Designer
  • Service ×2
    Service / 2 assets
    • Pitchman
    • Business Coach
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