MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Bankruptcy Filed
Baron, company founder
Founded by Baron

Maximal Platforms

4 Years in business
Filed September 11, 2026 at 18:41 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$465
Final Liquid Funding
$662
Fiscal Review Record
1 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▲ 40
Daddy's Company
✦ MVP ✦

Daddy's Company

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half, Profit 160.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 37 Funding
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▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
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▲ 30
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
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▼ 30
Sketchy Contractor
Gamified
Gamified

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 17 Funding
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#8
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 8 Funding
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▼ 28 ▲ 20
Pitchman

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
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Corporate Policies

Open Door Policy
◆
#1

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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◆ 90 Funding
Old Money Rules
◆
#2

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#3

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#4

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
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◆ 50 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 4 • $465 VALUATION • 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $190 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $190 Valuation Yr 2 $280 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $280 Valuation Yr 3 $370 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $370 Valuation Yr 4 $465 Fiscal Year 4: 1 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $465 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $190 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $280 1 1 Stable
Year 3 $370 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $465 1 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Maximal Platforms is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 2L
2 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
3 Filings
Years 1 through 4

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

3 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $180 0W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
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Interest Check
⚡
Offshore

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 4 Funding
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Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 8 Funding
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YEAR 2 $270 0W - 1S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
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Interest Check
⚡
Offshore

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 4 Funding
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Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sketchy Contractor
⚡
Gamified

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 17 Funding
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Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 13 Funding
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Policies
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
YEAR 4 $455 1W - 2S
Assets
Daddy's Company

Daddy's Company

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half, Profit 160.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 37 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sketchy Contractor
⚡
Gamified

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

6 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×5
    Human / 5 assets
    • Consultant
    • Advisor
    • Sketchy Contractor
    • Keynote Speaker
    • Pitchman
  • Employee ×4
    Employee / 4 assets
    • Consultant
    • Advisor
    • Keynote Speaker
    • Pitchman
  • Service ×3
    Service / 3 assets
    • Consultant
    • Sketchy Contractor
    • Pitchman
  • Animal ×1
    Animal / 1 asset
    • Scapegoat
  • Property ×1
    Property / 1 asset
    • Daddy's Company
  • Scheme ×1
    Scheme / 1 asset
    • Scapegoat
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