Lean
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0.5s faster.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $310
- Final Liquid Funding
- $164
- Fiscal Review Record
- 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
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Inflict 12 Loss.
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Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
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Inflict 20 Loss.
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Profit 5.
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Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Lean
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
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Inflict 30 Loss.
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Windfall 50%.
Buzzword
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
✦ MVP ✦
Synergized
Commission Structure
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
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Profit 30.
▸
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 8 plus 30% of it.
Buzzword
Synergized
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+10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
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Profit 20.
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Inflict 20 Loss.
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Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Snail Mail
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
15.0
SEC
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Profit 80.
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Gain 80 Moat.
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Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Creative Accounting
MEDIUM
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
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Gain 10 Revenue.
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Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
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Profit 40.
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Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆
#3
POLICY
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When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $110 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $160 | 0 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 3 | $245 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $310 | 1 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Wire Transfer Waiting Room is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
0W
/
0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
0 Filings
Archived record
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Animal ×3
Animal / 3 assets- Code Monkey
- Loan Shark
- Snail Mail
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Service ×3
Service / 3 assets- Sketchy Contractor
- Loan Shark
- Snail Mail
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Employee ×2
Employee / 2 assets- Robot Worker
- Code Monkey
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Scheme ×2
Scheme / 2 assets- Commission Structure
- Creative Accounting
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Benefit ×1
Benefit / 1 asset- Expense Account
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Human ×1
Human / 1 asset- Sketchy Contractor
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Machine ×1
Machine / 1 asset- Robot Worker
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