MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Second Mortgage Corp

Scrappy, The Bootstrapper · Final year 6 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 6 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 160
Freelancer
✦ MVP ✦

Freelancer

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 96 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 40
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 30
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40 ▲ 40
Hard Worker
Litigious
Litigious

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 40 ▲ 50
True Believer

True Believer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 50.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 60
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 52 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 30
Account Manager

Account Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 24
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +26 Valuation.
▸ Gain 24 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20
Sales Quota

Sales Quota

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Aggressive Pricing
◆
#1

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Grassroots Growth
◆
#2

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Underdog
◆
#3

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Word of Mouth
◆
#4

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 3W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

6 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $90 0W - 0S
Assets
Freelancer
+

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Account Manager
+

Account Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Shaved Yak
+

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $140 1W - 0S
Assets
Freelancer
++

Freelancer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 48 Funding
Full Dossier →
Account Manager
+

Account Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Shaved Yak
+

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 3 $220 2W - 0S
Assets
Freelancer
++

Freelancer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 48 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker
++
⚡
Litigious

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer
+

True Believer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 50.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Account Manager
+

Account Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Chief Storyteller
+

Chief Storyteller

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 16 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
YEAR 4 $292 3W - 0S
Assets
Freelancer
++

Freelancer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 48 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker
++
⚡
Litigious

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer
+

True Believer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 50.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Account Manager
+

Account Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Chief Storyteller
+

Chief Storyteller

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 16 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
YEAR 5 $429 3W - 1S
Assets
Freelancer
+++

Freelancer

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 96 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker
++
⚡
Litigious

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer
+

True Believer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 50.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Account Manager
+

Account Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Chief Storyteller
+

Chief Storyteller

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 16 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sales Quota

Sales Quota

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
YEAR 6 $569 3W - 2S
Assets
Freelancer
+++

Freelancer

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 96 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker
++
⚡
Litigious

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer
+

True Believer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 50.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
Busy Receptionist
++

Busy Receptionist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 52 Funding
Full Dossier →
Account Manager
+

Account Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Chief Storyteller
++

Chief Storyteller

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +26 Valuation.
▸ Gain 24 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sales Quota

Sales Quota

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Word of Mouth

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding