MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Good Neighbor Feed & Seed

Mom & Pop, No Exit Strategy · Final year 9 · Domination

Historical record only

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 9 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 60 ▲ 40
Pop

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 250
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 80
Consultant
Offshore
Offshore

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 40
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1.5s.
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 120
Salesperson

Salesperson

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▲ 30
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◈ 120
Union Rep
✦ MVP ✦

Union Rep

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Whenever a rival asset Burns Out, Slow it 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈ 120
Stealth Mode

Stealth Mode

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 200
Union Worker
Agile
Agile

Union Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈ 80
Unlimited PTO

Unlimited PTO

PRO
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Your Employees act 20% faster.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 200 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Enacted corporate policies

Hustle Culture
ENTERPRISE
◆
#1
POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ Your Employees act 40% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 25 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Living Wage
PRO
◆
#2
POLICY PRO
▸ Your Humans act 12% faster.
Twenty-Three Years
◆
#3
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
◆
#4
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Total Rewards
◆
#5
POLICY
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Open Door Policy
ENTERPRISE
◆
#6
POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 12s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Lean Operations
PLUS
◆
#7
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#8
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 8W / 1L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.