MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

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Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 9 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 9 PLACEMENT—

Final board

◈ 120
Server Rack
Disruptive
Disruptive

Server Rack

ENTERPRISE
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 40 Moat.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 72 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 30
Refactor
Patented
Patented

Refactor

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 5 Debt.
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 96 ⇈ 4
Robot Worker
Patented
Patented

Robot Worker

ENTERPRISE
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 96 Loss.
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 64 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 3
Oracle
Gamified
Gamified

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20
Assembly Line

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 80
A/B Test
Agile
Agile

A/B Test

ENTERPRISE
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 64 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 160
Robot Uprising
Disruptive
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive

Robot Uprising

ENTERPRISE
LARGE MACHINE
13.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
▸ Fast Track your Machines 6s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 80 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Automated
◆
#1

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast
PRO
◆
#2

Move Fast

POLICY PRO
▸ Your Machines have +24% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 300 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#3

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#4

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#5

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
Underdog
◆
#6

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Recurring Revenue
PRO
◆
#7

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PRO
▸ Permanently gain +4 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 440 Funding
Austerity Measures
◆
#8

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 6W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.