Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $355
- Final Liquid Funding
- $717
- Fiscal Review Record
- 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Commission Structure
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Community Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
✦ MVP ✦
Lean
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Windfall 55%.
Buzzword
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Creative Accounting
MEDIUM
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 13 Revenue.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆
#5
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
#6
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $110 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $160 | 2 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $220 | 2 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 4 | $285 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $355 | 2 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Absolute Infrastructure is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
0W
/
2L
2 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 5
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
++
PRO
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Windfall 55%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
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Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Windfall 55%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
++
Lean
PRO
BASIC
+
PLUS
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Lean
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Windfall 55%.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Creative Accounting
MEDIUM
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 13 Revenue.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
++
Lean
PRO
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Commission Structure
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Community Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Lean
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Windfall 55%.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Creative Accounting
MEDIUM
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 13 Revenue.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
++
PRO
++
Lean
PRO
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Commission Structure
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Community Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Lean
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Windfall 55%.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Creative Accounting
MEDIUM
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 13 Revenue.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Human ×4
Human / 4 assets- Consultant
- Community Manager
- Sketchy Contractor
- Unpaid Intern
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Employee ×2
Employee / 2 assets- Consultant
- Unpaid Intern
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Scheme ×2
Scheme / 2 assets- Commission Structure
- Creative Accounting
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Service ×2
Service / 2 assets- Consultant
- Sketchy Contractor
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Animal ×1
Animal / 1 asset- Golden Goose
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Benefit ×1
Benefit / 1 asset- Expense Account
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