Bankruptcy Filed

Sad Sachs and Associates

Founder: Sergei • Closed: Fiscal Year 4 • Build: 1.0.0 • CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 12, 2026 at 03:10 UTC

Final Valuation

$330

Final Liquid Funding

$515

Fiscal Review Record

1 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 24 ⇈ 2

Disruptive

Robot Worker

PLUS

SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 24 Loss.

▸ Gain 2 Revenue.

Buzzword

Disruptive

▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

◆ + 12 Funding

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▼ 20 ▲ 5

Code Monkey

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 5.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 6 Funding

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▼ 40

Feedback Loop

BASIC

MEDIUM MACHINE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 9 Funding

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◈ 30 ▲ 30

Software Upgrades

BASIC

MEDIUM MACHINE

8.0

SEC

▸ Gain 30 Moat.

▸ Profit 30.

▸ Apply 2 Debt.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 10 Funding

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Net 90

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

7.0

SEC

▸ Apply 1 Debt.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 5 Funding

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▲ 100

✦ MVP ✦

Lights-Out Factory

BASIC

LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE

9.0

SEC

▸ Profit 100.

▸ Scale +1 while you control no Humans.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 14 Funding

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Enacted Corporate Policies

PLUS

◆

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS

▸ Your assets act 400 faster.

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◆ + 175 Funding

◆

Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

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◆ + 125 Funding

◆

Move Fast

POLICY

▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.

Keywords

Windfall

Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

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◆ + 150 Funding

◆

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

◆

Automated

POLICY

▸ Your Machines act 10% faster.

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◆ + 150 Funding

POLICY SLOT

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED

Cumulative Wins

Cumulative Losses

Bankruptcy Limit (3)

Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.

FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 4 • $330 VALUATION • 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)

Fiscal Year	Closing Valuation	Cumulative Wins	Cumulative Setbacks	Status
Year 1	$110	0	1	Setback
Year 2	$160	0	2	1 Strike Left
Year 3	$265	1	2	1 Strike Left
Year 4	$330	1	3	Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Sad Sachs and Associates is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record

0W / 4L

4 battles fought as rival board

Board Win Rate

0.0%

0 rivals repelled

Active Board Snapshots

4 Filings

Years 1 through 4