Corporate Dossier
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Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $295
- Final Liquid Funding
- $426
- Fiscal Review Record
- 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
✦ MVP ✦
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
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Profit 40.
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Inflict 40 Loss.
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Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Refactor
SMALL
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 3 Debt.
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Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Ad Network
SMALL
SCHEME
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 16 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
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Inflict 20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Fliers
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Data Analyst
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
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Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
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Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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Corporate Policies
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#1
POLICY
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Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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#2
POLICY
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When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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#5
#6
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#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $130 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $170 | 1 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 3 | $230 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $295 | 1 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Overcaffeinated Enterprises is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
3W
/
1L
4 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
75.0%
3 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 4
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
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PLUS
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BASIC
BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
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Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
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Profit 10.
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Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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Assets
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PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
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PLUS
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PLUS
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Refactor
SMALL
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 3 Debt.
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Ad Network
SMALL
SCHEME
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Data Analyst
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
▸
Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Assets
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PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
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PLUS
BASIC
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PLUS
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Refactor
SMALL
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 3 Debt.
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Ad Network
SMALL
SCHEME
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Fliers
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Data Analyst
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
▸
Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
Assets
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PLUS
BASIC
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BASIC
BASIC
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PLUS
BASIC
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PLUS
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Refactor
SMALL
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 3 Debt.
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Ad Network
SMALL
SCHEME
AI
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 16 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Fliers
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Data Analyst
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
▸
Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 3% faster.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Employee ×4
Employee / 4 assets- Data Scientist
- Data Analyst
- Middle Manager
- Robot Worker
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Human ×3
Human / 3 assets- Data Scientist
- Data Analyst
- Middle Manager
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Machine ×2
Machine / 2 assets- Refactor
- Robot Worker
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Scheme ×2
Scheme / 2 assets- Ad Network
- Fliers
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AI ×1
AI / 1 asset- Ad Network
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Animal ×1
Animal / 1 asset- Loan Shark
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Service ×1
Service / 1 asset- Loan Shark
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