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Sublet & Pray LLC

★ ✦ ★ 3 Years in business

Filed October 13, 2026 at 03:16 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation: $200
Final Liquid Funding: $42
Fiscal Review Record: 0 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 20 ▲ 20

Volunteer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 4 Funding

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▼ 20

✦ MVP ✦

Performance Review

PLUS

MEDIUM SCHEME

7.0

SEC

▸ A random Employee of yours permanently gains +20 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 20 Funding

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▲ 20

Data Analyst

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 12 Funding

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Rubber Duck

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

4.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 3 Funding

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Ramen Budget

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Remove 3 Debt.

▸ Fast Track your Employees 1s.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 10 Funding

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◈ 20

Unlimited PTO

BASIC

SMALL BENEFIT

8.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat.

▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.

▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 50 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Burnout

An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

◆ 20 Funding

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Black Turtleneck

BASIC

SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME

5.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Valuation.

▸ Fast Track a random Scheme 1s.

▸ Gain 1 Scandal.

Keywords

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 8 Funding

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Corporate Policies

◆

Borrowed Time

POLICY

▸ When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 6 Funding

◆

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 50 Funding

◆

Hustle Culture

POLICY

▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.

▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 37 Funding

POLICY SLOT

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED

Cumulative Wins

Cumulative Losses

Bankruptcy Limit (3)

Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 3, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.

FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 3 • $200 VALUATION • 0 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)

Fiscal Year	Closing Valuation	Cumulative Setbacks	Status
Year 1	$90	1	Setback
Year 2	$140	2	1 Strike Left
Year 3	$200	3	Bankrupt

Quarterly Shareholder Report →

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Sublet & Pray LLC is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record

4W / 35L

39 battles fought as rival board

Board Win Rate

10.3%

4 rivals repelled

Active Board Snapshots

3 Filings

Years 1 through 3

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

3 Years Archived

YEAR 1 $90 0W - 1S

Assets

Community Manager

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ 18 Funding

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Open Office

BASIC

MEDIUM PROPERTY

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 14 Funding

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Data Analyst

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 12 Funding

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◈

YEAR 2 $140 0W - 2S

Assets

Volunteer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 4 Funding

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Community Manager

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 30.

▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 30.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

◆ 18 Funding

Full Dossier →

Open Office

BASIC

MEDIUM PROPERTY

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15.

▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

Data Analyst

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Rubber Duck

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

4.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 3 Funding

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◈

Policies

Borrowed Time

POLICY

▸ When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 6 Funding

YEAR 3 $200 0W - 3S

Assets

Volunteer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 4 Funding

Full Dossier →

Performance Review

PLUS

MEDIUM SCHEME

7.0

SEC

▸ A random Employee of yours permanently gains +20 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 20 Funding

Full Dossier →

Data Analyst

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Permanent Modifications

Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.

◆ 12 Funding

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Rubber Duck

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

4.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 3 Funding

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Ramen Budget

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Remove 3 Debt.

▸ Fast Track your Employees 1s.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Unlimited PTO

BASIC

SMALL BENEFIT

8.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Moat.

▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.

▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 50 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Burnout

An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

◆ 20 Funding

Full Dossier →

Black Turtleneck

BASIC

SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME

5.0

SEC

▸ Gain 20 Valuation.

▸ Fast Track a random Scheme 1s.

▸ Gain 1 Scandal.

Keywords

Scandal

Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

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Policies

Borrowed Time

POLICY

▸ When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 6 Funding

Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 50 Funding

Hustle Culture

POLICY

▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.

▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.

Keywords

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 37 Funding

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

7 types
One corporate identity

Scheme ^×3
Scheme / 3 assets
- Performance Review
- Ramen Budget
- Black Turtleneck
Human ^×2
Human / 2 assets
- Volunteer
- Data Analyst
Animal ^×1
Animal / 1 asset
- Rubber Duck
Benefit ^×1
Benefit / 1 asset
- Unlimited PTO
Employee ^×1
Employee / 1 asset
- Data Analyst
Property ^×1
Property / 1 asset
- Black Turtleneck
Service ^×1
Service / 1 asset
- Rubber Duck

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