Bankruptcy Filed

Ultimate Acquisitions

Founder: Sergei • Closed: Fiscal Year 4 • Build: 1.0.0 • CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 15, 2026 at 03:06 UTC

Final Valuation

$295

Final Liquid Funding

$199

Fiscal Review Record

1 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

Rubber Duck

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

4.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 20 ▲ 20

✦ MVP ✦

10X Coder

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Scale 2.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 40

Graphic Designer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ 30

Busy Receptionist

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

4.0

SEC

▸ Gain 30 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 20 ▲ 20

Hard Worker

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 100 ▼ 100

Temp Worker

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 100.

▸ Inflict 100 Loss.

▸ Liquidate this.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 40 ▲ 40

Vulture Capitalist

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Apply 2 Debt.

▸ When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 40.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

▼ 32

Fire Sale

PLUS

SMALL SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 32 Loss.

▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict 100 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Crash

After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.

◆ + 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈ #8

◈ #9

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Enacted Corporate Policies

◆

Austerity Measures

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 60 Moat.

▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

◆

Quality Assurance

POLICY

▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

POLICY SLOT

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED

Cumulative Wins

Cumulative Losses

Bankruptcy Limit (3)

Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.

FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 4 • $295 VALUATION • 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)

Fiscal Year	Closing Valuation	Cumulative Wins	Cumulative Setbacks	Status
Year 1	$120	1	0	Stable
Year 2	$170	1	1	Setback
Year 3	$230	1	2	1 Strike Left
Year 4	$295	1	3	Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Ultimate Acquisitions is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record

0W / 0L

0 battles logged to date

Board Win Rate

—

Awaiting first showdown

Active Board Snapshots

4 Filings

Years 1 through 4

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived

YEAR 1 $120 0W - 0S

Assets

Hard Worker

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Graphic Designer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Code Monkey

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 10.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Robot Worker

BASIC

SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 12 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

YEAR 2 $170 1W - 0S

Assets

Rubber Duck

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

4.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

10X Coder

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Scale 2.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

Graphic Designer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Hard Worker

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Code Monkey

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Profit 10.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Robot Worker

BASIC

SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 12 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Austerity Measures

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 60 Moat.

▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

YEAR 3 $230 1W - 1S

Assets

Rubber Duck

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

4.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

10X Coder

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Scale 2.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

Graphic Designer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Hard Worker

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Vulture Capitalist

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Apply 2 Debt.

▸ When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 40.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

Temp Worker

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 100.

▸ Inflict 100 Loss.

▸ Liquidate this.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Skeleton Crew

PLUS

MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Gain 20 Moat.

▸ Apply 1 Debt.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Austerity Measures

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 60 Moat.

▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Quality Assurance

POLICY

▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

YEAR 4 $230 1W - 2S

Assets

Rubber Duck

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

4.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

10X Coder

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Scale 2.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

Graphic Designer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 12 Funding

Full Dossier →

Busy Receptionist

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

4.0

SEC

▸ Gain 30 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Hard Worker

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 8 Funding

Full Dossier →

Temp Worker

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 100.

▸ Inflict 100 Loss.

▸ Liquidate this.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 10 Funding

Full Dossier →

Vulture Capitalist

PLUS

SMALL ANIMAL

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 40 Loss.

▸ Apply 2 Debt.

▸ When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 40.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

Fire Sale

PLUS

SMALL SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 32 Loss.

▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict 100 Loss.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Crash

After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.

◆ + 14 Funding

Full Dossier →

◈

Policies

Austerity Measures

POLICY

▸ Start each battle with 60 Moat.

▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 150 Funding

Quality Assurance

POLICY

▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding