Agile
▸
10% faster.
Bankruptcy Filed
shit bitchin
Founder: Baron •
Closed: Fiscal Year 5 •
Build: 1.0.0
• CONTENT 30DEE960
• Filed: September 12, 2026 at 09:42 UTC
Final Valuation
$2,120
Final Liquid Funding
$899
Fiscal Review Record
2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Executive Lineup (Board)
✦ MVP ✦
Agile
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸
Profit 30.
Buzzword
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Patent Portfolio
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Old Money
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 8 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Patented
Factorybot
SMALL
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Corporate Mole
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
The rival loses -10 Valuation.
Enacted Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $170 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $220 | 1 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 3 | $965 | 2 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $1,510 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $2,120 | 2 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of shit bitchin is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
2W
/
2L
4 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
50.0%
2 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 5
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Factorybot
SMALL
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Patented
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
⚡
Patented
Factorybot
SMALL
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Patented
BASIC
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Patent Portfolio
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Old Money
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 8 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
⚡
Patented
Factorybot
SMALL
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Patented
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Patent Portfolio
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Old Money
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 8 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
⚡
Patented
Factorybot
SMALL
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Corporate Mole
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
The rival loses -10 Valuation.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Assets
Agile
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Patented
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Agile
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸
Profit 30.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Patent Portfolio
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Old Money
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 8 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
⚡
Patented
Factorybot
SMALL
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Corporate Mole
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
The rival loses -10 Valuation.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines act 10% faster.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 300 faster.
POLICY
▸
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.