MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Mom & Pop

QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

The Side Hustle Group

Mom & Pop, No Exit Strategy · Final year 6 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 6 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 30 ▲ 20
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 250
Mom
Disruptive
Disruptive

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈ 20
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▼ 15
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Gain 30% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
⇈ 1
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◈ 10
Zoning Petition

Zoning Petition

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
▲ 100
Back Room
✦ MVP ✦

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▲ 6
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
▸ Profit 6.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 40
Petty Cash
◈ ◈ ◈
Patented
Patented

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Enacted corporate policies

Living Wage
◆
#1
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Twenty-Three Years
PLUS
◆
#2
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
◆
#3
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Grassroots Growth
◆
#4
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
◆
#5
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#6
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 3W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

6 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $85 0W - 0S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $150 0W - 1S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
YEAR 3 $220 0W - 2S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Gain 30% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Zoning Petition

Zoning Petition

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈
◈
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 4 $525 1W - 2S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Gain 30% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Zoning Petition

Zoning Petition

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈
◈
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
YEAR 5 $1,045 2W - 2S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Gain 30% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Zoning Petition

Zoning Petition

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
▸ Profit 6.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Petty Cash
⚡
Patented

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
YEAR 6 $1,305 3W - 2S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
⚡
Disruptive

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Gain 30% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Zoning Petition

Zoning Petition

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Delivery Bike

Delivery Bike

BASIC
SMALL VEHICLE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
▸ Profit 6.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Petty Cash
⚡
Patented

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
Living Wage
POLICY
▸ Your Humans act 3% faster.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.