MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Sergei

QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Alluvial Conglomerate

Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 4 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 4 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 10
A/B Test
Pivoted
✦ MVP ✦
Pivoted

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
▼ 20
Recursive Improvements
Leveraged
Leveraged

Recursive Improvements

PLUS
MEDIUM AI
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This doubles its own Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈ 30
Server Rack
Patented
Patented

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▼ 25
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 20
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#6
Mathematician

Mathematician

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -1s.
▲ 22
Data Warehouse

Data Warehouse

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY AI
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 22 for each Machine you control.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Enacted corporate policies

Hustle Culture
◆
#1
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Move Fast
◆
#2
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Automated
◆
#3
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 1W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S
Assets
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Recursive Improvements
+

Recursive Improvements

PLUS
MEDIUM AI
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This doubles its own Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Server Rack
+

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 2 $160 0W - 1S
Assets
A/B Test
⚡
Pivoted

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Recursive Improvements
+
⚡
Leveraged

Recursive Improvements

PLUS
MEDIUM AI
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This doubles its own Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Server Rack
+

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
YEAR 3 $230 0W - 2S
Assets
A/B Test
⚡
Pivoted

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Recursive Improvements
+
⚡
Leveraged

Recursive Improvements

PLUS
MEDIUM AI
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This doubles its own Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Server Rack
+
⚡
Patented

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mathematician

Mathematician

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Automated
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
YEAR 4 $295 1W - 2S
Assets
A/B Test
⚡
Pivoted

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Recursive Improvements
+
⚡
Leveraged

Recursive Improvements

PLUS
MEDIUM AI
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This doubles its own Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Server Rack
+
⚡
Patented

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mathematician
+

Mathematician

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -1s.
Data Warehouse

Data Warehouse

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY AI
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 22 for each Machine you control.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Automated
POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.