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ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 1L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 3 PLACEMENT—
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
POLICY SLOT
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3 Years Archived
QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4
Hyperion & Sons
Scrappy, The Bootstrapper · Final year 3 · Bankruptcy
Bankrupt · History retained
Final board
⇈ 2
Newsletter
SMALL
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
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Gain 2 Revenue.
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At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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4 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 40
Free Dinner After Eight
SMALL
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s.
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Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
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6 Funding
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▲ 10
✦ MVP ✦
Comeback Kid
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
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When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
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8 Funding
Full Dossier →
#3
Garage
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
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Scale +1 while this is your only Property.
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When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
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27 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 25
Corporate Spy
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 25 Loss.
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Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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20 Funding
Full Dossier →
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Enacted corporate policies
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#1
POLICY
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At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
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3 Funding
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#3
POLICY
▸
While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
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80 Funding
#4
#5
#6
#7
#8
Recent player encounters
LOSS
vs. Brambleberry Jam Co.
Qualifying
Score breakdown
Starting run record: 0W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.
Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
YEAR 1
$90
0W - 1S
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
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Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
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Profit 20.
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Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unicorn
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
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Gain 40 Moat.
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The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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13 Funding
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YEAR 2
$140
0W - 2S
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Scapegoat
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Remove 1 Scandal.
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Gain 20 Moat.
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The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 50 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Corporate Spy
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 25 Loss.
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Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Garage
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Scale +1 while this is your only Property.
▸
When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
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27 Funding
Full Dossier →
Comeback Kid
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
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8 Funding
Full Dossier →
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Policies
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
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3 Funding
YEAR 3
$200
0W - 3S
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Newsletter
SMALL
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
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At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Free Dinner After Eight
SMALL
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸
Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
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6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Comeback Kid
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
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8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Garage
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Scale +1 while this is your only Property.
▸
When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
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27 Funding
Full Dossier →
Corporate Spy
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 25 Loss.
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Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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20 Funding
Full Dossier →
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Policies
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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3 Funding
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
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50 Funding
POLICY
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While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
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80 Funding