MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

No Runway Networks

Mom & Pop, No Exit Strategy · Final year 4 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 4 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▲ 30
Commission Structure
✦ MVP ✦

Commission Structure

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 8 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20
Project Manager

Project Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1.5s.
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 500
Mom
Lean
Lean

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 75 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 12 ◈ 6
Regular Customer

Regular Customer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 10
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 20
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
#7
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 12
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 20
Comfy Chair

Comfy Chair

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever this is Slowed, gain 50 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Austerity Measures
◆
#1

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Shop Local
PLUS
◆
#2

Shop Local

POLICY PLUS
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 95 Funding
Twenty-Three Years
◆
#3

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#4

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#5

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 1W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 75 Funding
Full Dossier →
Project Manager
+

Project Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1.5s.
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $170 0W - 1S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 75 Funding
Full Dossier →
Project Manager
+

Project Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1.5s.
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Regular Customer

Regular Customer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Shop Local

Shop Local

POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 47 Funding
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
YEAR 3 $230 1W - 1S
Assets
Commission Structure
+

Commission Structure

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 8 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Project Manager
+

Project Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
+

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 75 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1.5s.
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Regular Customer

Regular Customer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Comfy Chair

Comfy Chair

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Shop Local
+

Shop Local

POLICY PLUS
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 95 Funding
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 4 $320 1W - 2S
Assets
Commission Structure
+

Commission Structure

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 8 plus 30% of it.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Project Manager
+

Project Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Scientist
+

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1.5s.
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Mom
+
⚡
Lean

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 75 Funding
Full Dossier →
Regular Customer

Regular Customer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Comfy Chair
+

Comfy Chair

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever this is Slowed, gain 50 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Austerity Measures

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 37 Funding
Shop Local
+

Shop Local

POLICY PLUS
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 95 Funding
Twenty-Three Years

Twenty-Three Years

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 395 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding