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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Borrowed WiFi Holdings

Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 4 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L

DOMINANCE—

YEAR 4 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 12 ⇈ 1

Robot Worker

BASIC

SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 12 Loss.

▸ Gain 1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 8 Funding

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◈ 40

Graphic Designer

PLUS

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Gain 40 Moat.

▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.

Keywords

Moat

Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

◆ 30 Funding

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▼ 20 ▲ 5

Code Monkey

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 5.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

◆ 13 Funding

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▲ 20

Data Analyst

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

6.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.

▸ Profit 20.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 12 Funding

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▼ 8

Ad Network

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME AI

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ 7 Funding

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▲ 80

✦ MVP ✦

Well-oiled Factory

PLUS

MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 80.

▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1.5s.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ 30 Funding

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▼ 60

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS

MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 60 Loss.

▸ Windfall 50%.

Keywords

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Windfall

Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

◆ 35 Funding

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Enacted corporate policies

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Recurring Revenue

POLICY

▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.

Keywords

Revenue

Recurring Profit every second.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 110 Funding

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Lean Operations

POLICY

▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.

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◆ 50 Funding

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Aggressive Pricing

POLICY

▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 60 Funding

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Automated

POLICY

▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ 45 Funding

POLICY SLOT

The quarterly record

Qualifying final board: 0W / 0L · 0 distinct opposing owners.

Tracked lifetime: 0W / 0L. Before detailed tracking: 1W / 4L.

Original run: 1 win, 3 setbacks. View the original run.

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 1W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.