MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Titan Alliance

Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 4 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 4 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▲ 150
Lights-Out Factory
Lean
Lean

Lights-Out Factory

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Profit 150.
▸ Scale +1 while you control no Humans.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 50 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 30
Server Rack

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 12 ⇈ 1
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40
A/B Test
✦ MVP ✦

A/B Test

PRO
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +8 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 30 ▲ 30
Software Upgrades
Synergized
Synergized

Software Upgrades

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 10 ▲ 10
Skeleton Crew

Skeleton Crew

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Automated
◆
#1

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast
◆
#2

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#3
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 1W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $135 0W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Temp Worker

Temp Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $185 1W - 0S
Assets
Lights-Out Factory
+

Lights-Out Factory

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Profit 150.
▸ Scale +1 while you control no Humans.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 50 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hardware Upgrades

Hardware Upgrades

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
12.0
SEC
▸ Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
++

A/B Test

PRO
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +8 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
YEAR 3 $245 1W - 1S
Assets
Lights-Out Factory
+

Lights-Out Factory

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Profit 150.
▸ Scale +1 while you control no Humans.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 50 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hardware Upgrades

Hardware Upgrades

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
12.0
SEC
▸ Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
++

A/B Test

PRO
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +8 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Software Upgrades
⚡
Synergized

Software Upgrades

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
YEAR 4 $310 1W - 2S
Assets
Lights-Out Factory
+
⚡
Lean

Lights-Out Factory

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Profit 150.
▸ Scale +1 while you control no Humans.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 50 Funding
Full Dossier →
Server Rack
+

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
A/B Test
++

A/B Test

PRO
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +8 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Software Upgrades
⚡
Synergized

Software Upgrades

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Skeleton Crew

Skeleton Crew

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Automated

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding