MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Two Guys & A Server

Founder: Scrappy • Closed: Fiscal Year 3 • Build: 1.0.0 • CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 22, 2026 at 16:50 UTC
Final Valuation
$200
Final Liquid Funding
$346
Fiscal Review Record
0 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

#0
Corporate Mole

Corporate Mole

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ The rival loses -20 Valuation.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 32
Fire Sale
✦ MVP ✦

Fire Sale

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 32 Loss.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict 100 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ + 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 20
Bootstrapped
Synergized
Synergized

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 15
Community Manager
Gamified
Gamified

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 30
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 10 ▲ 10
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 20
Scapegoat

Scapegoat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Remove 1 Scandal.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ #8
◈ #9

Enacted Corporate Policies

Recurring Revenue
◆
#1

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Hustle Culture
◆
#2

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#3
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 3, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 3 • $200 VALUATION • 0 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $90 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $90 Valuation Yr 2 $140 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $140 Valuation Yr 3 $200 Fiscal Year 3: 0 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $200 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $90 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $140 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $200 0 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Two Guys & A Server is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
3 Filings
Years 1 through 3

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

3 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $90 0W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Corporate Mole

Corporate Mole

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ The rival loses -10 Valuation.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Fire Sale

Fire Sale

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 16 Loss.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $140 0W - 1S
Assets
Fire Sale
+

Fire Sale

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 32 Loss.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict 100 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ + 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Corporate Mole

Corporate Mole

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ The rival loses -10 Valuation.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Community Manager
⚡
Gamified

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
YEAR 3 $200 0W - 2S
Assets
Corporate Mole
+

Corporate Mole

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ The rival loses -20 Valuation.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Fire Sale
+

Fire Sale

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 32 Loss.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict 100 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆ + 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Bootstrapped
⚡
Synergized

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Community Manager
⚡
Gamified

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scapegoat

Scapegoat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Remove 1 Scandal.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Hustle Culture

Hustle Culture

POLICY
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding