MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Baron, company founder
Founded by Baron

Whiteboard & A Dream

4 Years in business
Filed September 10, 2026 at 17:33 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$535
Final Liquid Funding
$693
Fiscal Review Record
1 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 40
Consultant
Pivoted
Pivoted

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 15
Scrum Master
Disruptive
Disruptive

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 10 ▲ 10
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 50 ◈ 20
Family Office

Family Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 25 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 200
Golden Goose
◈ ◈ ◈ ◈

Golden Goose

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
#6
Valuation Consultant

Valuation Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 20
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 120
Trust Fund
✦ MVP ✦

Trust Fund

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →

Corporate Policies

Work/Life Balance
PLUS
◆
#1

Work/Life Balance

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 430 Funding
Fortified
◆
#2

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 65 Funding
Technical Debt
◆
#3

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#4

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 4 • $535 VALUATION • 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $190 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $190 Valuation Yr 2 $240 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $240 Valuation Yr 3 $345 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $345 Valuation Yr 4 $535 Fiscal Year 4: 1 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $535 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $190 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $240 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $345 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $535 1 3 Bankrupt

Quarterly Shareholder Report →

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Whiteboard & A Dream is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
1W / 2L
3 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
33.3%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 4

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $190 0W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $240 0W - 1S
Assets
Consultant
⚡
Pivoted

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
YEAR 3 $315 0W - 2S
Assets
Consultant
⚡
Pivoted

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scrum Master
⚡
Disruptive

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Family Office

Family Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 25 Funding
Full Dossier →
Golden Goose
+

Golden Goose

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Valuation Consultant

Valuation Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Fortified

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 65 Funding
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
YEAR 4 $465 1W - 2S
Assets
Consultant
⚡
Pivoted

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Buzzword
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Scrum Master
⚡
Disruptive

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Family Office

Family Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 25 Funding
Full Dossier →
Golden Goose
+

Golden Goose

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
Valuation Consultant

Valuation Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Trust Fund

Trust Fund

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Work/Life Balance
+

Work/Life Balance

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 430 Funding
Fortified

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 65 Funding
Technical Debt

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

5 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×5
    Human / 5 assets
    • Consultant
    • Scrum Master
    • Hard Worker
    • Valuation Consultant
    • Data Analyst
  • Employee ×4
    Employee / 4 assets
    • Consultant
    • Scrum Master
    • Hard Worker
    • Data Analyst
  • Property ×2
    Property / 2 assets
    • Family Office
    • Trust Fund
  • Service ×2
    Service / 2 assets
    • Consultant
    • Valuation Consultant
  • Animal ×1
    Animal / 1 asset
    • Golden Goose
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