MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Market Domination
Baron, company founder
Founded by Baron

Fraud and Cookies International

9 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$968
Final Liquid Funding
$2,526
Fiscal Review Record
8 Wins / 1 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 2
Earnings Call
✦ MVP ✦

Earnings Call

ENTERPRISE
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 2x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 80 ▲ 80
Hard Worker
Agile
Agile

Hard Worker

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈ 30
Golden Highrise
Lean
Lean

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▲ 40
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
▸ Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 100
Loyal Worker

Loyal Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
▼ 20
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Corporate Policies

Aggressive Expansion
◆
#1
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
◆
#2
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Fortified
◆
#3
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hostile Takeover
PLUS
◆
#4
POLICY PLUS
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 120% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Too Big to Fail
◆
#5
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
◆
#6
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Regulatory Capture
◆
#7
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Winner Take All
◆
#8
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

RESILIENT TURNAROUND
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Absorbing an early setback and valuation crash to $175, the enterprise rallied with consecutive wins to achieve Market Domination.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 9 • $968 VALUATION • 8 Wins / 1 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $175 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $175 Valuation Yr 2 $233 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $233 Valuation Yr 3 $293 Fiscal Year 3: 3 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $293 Valuation Yr 4 $358 Fiscal Year 4: 4 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $358 Valuation Yr 5 $503 Fiscal Year 5: 5 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $503 Valuation Yr 6 $578 Fiscal Year 6: 6 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $578 Valuation Yr 7 $743 Fiscal Year 7: 7 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $743 Valuation Yr 8 $893 Fiscal Year 8: 7 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $893 Valuation Yr 9 $968 Fiscal Year 9: 8 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $968 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $175 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $233 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $293 3 0 Stable
Year 4 $358 4 0 Stable
Year 5 $503 5 0 Stable
Year 6 $578 6 0 Stable
Year 7 $743 7 0 Stable
Year 8 $893 7 1 Setback
Year 9 $968 8 1 Domination

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Fraud and Cookies International is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
9 Filings
Years 1 through 9

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

9 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $175 1W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $233 2W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loyal Worker
+

Loyal Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Union Worker

Union Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
YEAR 3 $358 3W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loyal Worker
+

Loyal Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Union Worker

Union Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
YEAR 4 $428 4W - 0S
Assets
Union Worker

Union Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loyal Worker
+

Loyal Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Golden Highrise
⚡
Lean

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 5 $503 5W - 0S
Assets
Union Worker

Union Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Hard Worker
++

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loyal Worker
+

Loyal Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Data Analyst
+

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
▸ Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Golden Highrise
⚡
Lean

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◈
◈
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
YEAR 6 $653 6W - 0S
Assets
Personal Trainer

Personal Trainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss.
▸ Overwork it 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Hard Worker
+++

Hard Worker

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loyal Worker
+

Loyal Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Golden Highrise
⚡
Lean

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Bulk Discount
+

Bulk Discount

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 16 Loss for each Property you control.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
YEAR 7 $743 7W - 0S
Assets
Oracle

Oracle

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ When the Market Crash begins, Audit every rival asset 2s.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Offshore Account

Offshore Account

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Hard Worker
+++

Hard Worker

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Loyal Worker
+

Loyal Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Golden Highrise
⚡
Lean

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
YEAR 8 $893 7W - 1S
Assets
Earnings Call
+++

Earnings Call

ENTERPRISE
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 2x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hard Worker
+++
⚡
Agile

Hard Worker

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Golden Highrise
⚡
Lean

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Loyal Worker
+

Loyal Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Data Analyst
+

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
▸ Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
YEAR 9 $968 8W - 1S
Assets
Earnings Call
+++

Earnings Call

ENTERPRISE
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 2x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hard Worker
+++
⚡
Agile

Hard Worker

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Golden Highrise
⚡
Lean

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Data Analyst
+

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
▸ Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Loyal Worker
+

Loyal Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hostile Takeover
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 120% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Winner Take All
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

4 types
One corporate identity
  • Employee ×4
    Employee / 4 assets
    • Hard Worker
    • Data Analyst
    • Loyal Worker
    • Data Scientist
  • Human ×4
    Human / 4 assets
    • Hard Worker
    • Data Analyst
    • Loyal Worker
    • Data Scientist
  • Property ×1
    Property / 1 asset
    • Golden Highrise
  • Scheme ×1
    Scheme / 1 asset
    • Earnings Call
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