Bankruptcy Filed

Instant Noodle Equity

Founder: Scrappy • Closed: Fiscal Year 3 • Build: 1.0.0 • CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 12, 2026 at 12:21 UTC

Final Valuation

$200

Final Liquid Funding

$468

Fiscal Review Record

0 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 10 ▲ 10

Hard Worker

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

5.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 10 Loss.

▸ Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 4 Funding

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Rubber Duck

BASIC

SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE

4.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.

▸ 5s.

Keywords

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

◆ + 5 Funding

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▼ 20 ▲ 20

Volunteer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN

6.0

SEC

▸ Inflict 20 Loss.

▸ Profit 20.

▸ Always costs 0 Funding.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 4 Funding

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▲ 15 ▼ 20

Multi-Level Marketer

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Profit 15 for each Human you control.

▸ When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

◆ + 6 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 50 ▼ 50

Lean

Temp Worker

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

7.0

SEC

▸ Profit 50.

▸ Inflict 50 Loss.

▸ Liquidate this.

Buzzword

Lean

▸ 0.5s faster.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Liquidate

Removed for the rest of the battle.

◆ + 5 Funding

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▲ 10

Refinance

BASIC

SMALL SCHEME

6.0

SEC

▸ Remove 4 Debt.

▸ Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Debt

Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

◆ + 5 Funding

Full Dossier →

▲ 15

Scrum Master

BASIC

SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE

9.0

SEC

▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.

▸ Profit 15.

▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fast Track

Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Scale

The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

◆ + 6 Funding

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▲ 80

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✦ MVP ✦

Petty Cash

PLUS

SMALL PROPERTY

4.0

SEC

▸ Profit 80.

▸ Stock 4.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Stock

Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

◆ + 10 Funding

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Enacted Corporate Policies

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Word of Mouth

POLICY

▸ Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loss

Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Market Share

A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 100 Funding

◆

Grassroots Growth

POLICY

▸ When one of your Humans activates, Profit 10.

Keywords

Profit

Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Inspect Directive Dossier →

◆ + 125 Funding

POLICY SLOT

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED

Cumulative Wins

Cumulative Losses

Bankruptcy Limit (3)

Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 3, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.

FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 3 • $200 VALUATION • 0 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)

Fiscal Year	Closing Valuation	Cumulative Setbacks	Status
Year 1	$90	1	Setback
Year 2	$140	2	1 Strike Left
Year 3	$200	3	Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Instant Noodle Equity is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record

0W / 0L

0 battles logged to date

Board Win Rate

—

Awaiting first showdown

Active Board Snapshots

3 Filings

Years 1 through 3