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Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $295
- Final Liquid Funding
- $190
- Fiscal Review Record
- 0 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
✦ MVP ✦
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
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Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
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When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Nepo Baby
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
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Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
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Profit 30.
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Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
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Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Skeleton Crew
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
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Profit 10.
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Gain 10 Moat.
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Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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Corporate Policies
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#2
POLICY
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Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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#3
POLICY
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When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 3, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $160 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $235 | 0 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 3 | $295 | 0 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Deez Nuts Inc is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
0W
/
1L
1 battle fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
3 Filings
Years 1 through 3
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Nepo Baby
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Pitchman
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 14 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
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Assets
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PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Nepo Baby
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Solar Farm
LARGE
PROPERTY
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 3 Revenue.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Nepo Baby
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Project Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Skeleton Crew
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Gain 10 Moat.
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Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Human ×6
Human / 6 assets- Consultant
- Middle Manager
- Nepo Baby
- Scrum Master
- Project Manager
- Skeleton Crew
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Employee ×5
Employee / 5 assets- Consultant
- Middle Manager
- Scrum Master
- Project Manager
- Skeleton Crew
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Property ×1
Property / 1 asset- Interest Check
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Service ×1
Service / 1 asset- Consultant
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