MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Bankruptcy Filed
Baron, company founder
Founded by Baron

Centurion Enterprises

9 Years in business
Filed October 28, 2026 at 02:09 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$975
Final Liquid Funding
$1,837
Fiscal Review Record
6 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 120
Loyalty Program
Disruptive
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive

Loyalty Program

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ At the start of the battle, gain 180% Market Share.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 24 Funding
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⇈ 2
Interest Check
Litigious
Litigious

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 4 Funding
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▲ 300
Rest & Vest

Rest & Vest

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 300.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 35 Funding
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⇈ 2 ◈ 40
Government Contract

Government Contract

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Scale +1 while you have no Scandal.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 25 Funding
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◈ 40
Shell Company

Shell Company

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 17 Funding
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▼ 60
Bribe

Bribe

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 24 Funding
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◈ 80 ▲ 10
Scapegoat

Scapegoat

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 200 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 80 Funding
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Corporate Policies

Winner Take All
◆
#1

Winner Take All

POLICY
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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◆ 8 Funding
Too Big to Fail
◆
#2

Too Big to Fail

POLICY
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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◆ 120 Funding
Regulatory Capture
PRO
◆
#3

Regulatory Capture

POLICY PRO
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 24 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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◆ 300 Funding
Old Money Rules
◆
#4

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆ 180 Funding
Recurring Revenue
PLUS
◆
#5

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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◆ 220 Funding
Fortified
PRO
◆
#6

Fortified

POLICY PRO
▸ Your assets grant 24% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆ 260 Funding
Open Door Policy
◆
#7

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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◆ 90 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
PLUS
◆
#8

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
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◆ 120 Funding

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 9, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 9 • $975 VALUATION • 6 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $160 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 2 $290 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $290 Valuation Yr 3 $400 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $400 Valuation Yr 4 $465 Fiscal Year 4: 3 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $465 Valuation Yr 5 $575 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $575 Valuation Yr 6 $645 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $645 Valuation Yr 7 $740 Fiscal Year 7: 5 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $740 Valuation Yr 8 $900 Fiscal Year 8: 6 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $900 Valuation Yr 9 $975 Fiscal Year 9: 6 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $975 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $160 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $290 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $400 2 1 Setback
Year 4 $465 3 1 Stable
Year 5 $575 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $645 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $740 5 2 1 Strike Left
Year 8 $900 6 2 1 Strike Left
Year 9 $975 6 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Centurion Enterprises is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
0 Filings
Archived record

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Company DNA

Composition of the final board

5 types
One corporate identity
  • Scheme ×5
    Scheme / 5 assets
    • Loyalty Program
    • Government Contract
    • Shell Company
    • Bribe
    • Scapegoat
  • Human ×2
    Human / 2 assets
    • Rest & Vest
    • Bribe
  • Animal ×1
    Animal / 1 asset
    • Scapegoat
  • Employee ×1
    Employee / 1 asset
    • Rest & Vest
  • Property ×1
    Property / 1 asset
    • Interest Check
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