MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Bankruptcy Filed
Baron, company founder
Founded by Baron

Kinetic Logistics Group

4 Years in business
Filed September 10, 2026 at 23:37 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$1,815
Final Liquid Funding
$340
Fiscal Review Record
1 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 3
Interest Check

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 120
Trust Fund

Trust Fund

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 80
Offshore Account

Offshore Account

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 60
Advisor

Advisor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 3s.
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 30
Oil Well
✦ MVP ✦

Oil Well

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →

Corporate Policies

Lean Operations
◆
#1

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Work/Life Balance
◆
#2

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Fortified
◆
#3

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 65 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 4 • $1,815 VALUATION • 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $160 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 2 $250 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $250 Valuation Yr 3 $750 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $750 Valuation Yr 4 $1,815 Fiscal Year 4: 1 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $1,815 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $160 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $250 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $750 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $1,815 1 3 Bankrupt

Quarterly Shareholder Report →

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Kinetic Logistics Group is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 2L
2 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 4

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $160 0W - 0S
Assets
Kanban
+

Kanban

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Offshore Account
+

Offshore Account

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $210 0W - 1S
Assets
Kanban
+

Kanban

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1.5s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sales Training

Sales Training

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Trust Fund

Trust Fund

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
YEAR 3 $350 0W - 2S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sales Training
+

Sales Training

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +5 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Offshore Account
+

Offshore Account

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Trust Fund

Trust Fund

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Oil Well

Oil Well

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
YEAR 4 $1,215 1W - 2S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Trust Fund

Trust Fund

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Offshore Account
+

Offshore Account

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Advisor
+

Advisor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 3s.
▸ Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
Oil Well

Oil Well

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
Work/Life Balance

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 215 Funding
Fortified

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 65 Funding

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

5 types
One corporate identity
  • Property ×3
    Property / 3 assets
    • Interest Check
    • Trust Fund
    • Oil Well
  • Employee ×2
    Employee / 2 assets
    • Consultant
    • Advisor
  • Human ×2
    Human / 2 assets
    • Consultant
    • Advisor
  • Scheme ×1
    Scheme / 1 asset
    • Offshore Account
  • Service ×1
    Service / 1 asset
    • Consultant
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