MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Centurion Enterprises

Baron, Old Money · Final year 9 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 9 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 120
Loyalty Program
Disruptive
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive

Loyalty Program

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ At the start of the battle, gain 180% Market Share.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 25
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 300
Rest & Vest

Rest & Vest

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 300.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 35 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 2 ◈ 40
Government Contract

Government Contract

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Scale +1 while you have no Scandal.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 25 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 40
Shell Company

Shell Company

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 100
Office Bully

Office Bully

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 100 Loss.
▸ Liquidate a random friendly Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 80 ▲ 10
Scapegoat

Scapegoat

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 200 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 80 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Winner Take All
◆
#1

Winner Take All

POLICY
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 8 Funding
Too Big to Fail
◆
#2

Too Big to Fail

POLICY
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 120 Funding
Regulatory Capture
PRO
◆
#3

Regulatory Capture

POLICY PRO
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 24 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 300 Funding
Old Money Rules
◆
#4

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Recurring Revenue
PLUS
◆
#5

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 220 Funding
Fortified
PRO
◆
#6

Fortified

POLICY PRO
▸ Your assets grant 24% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 260 Funding
Open Door Policy
◆
#7

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
PLUS
◆
#8

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 120 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 6W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.