MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

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Scrappy, The Bootstrapper · Final year 3 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 3 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 10 ▲ 10
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
#1
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 15 ▼ 20
Multi-Level Marketer

Multi-Level Marketer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15 for each Human you control.
▸ When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 50 ▼ 50
Temp Worker
Lean
Lean

Temp Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Liquidate this.
Buzzword
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 10
Refinance

Refinance

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 15
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 80
Petty Cash
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✦ MVP ✦

Petty Cash

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ #8
◈ #9

Enacted corporate policies

Word of Mouth
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#1

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 60 Funding
Grassroots Growth
◆
#2

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#3
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 0W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.