MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Sundry Incorporated

Scrappy, The Bootstrapper · Final year 3 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 3 PLACEMENT—

Final board

#0
Rubber Duck
Offshore
Offshore

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 15
Open Office
✦ MVP ✦

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 10 ▲ 10
Hard Worker
Disruptive
Disruptive

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 30
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 20
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 45
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
#7
Ramen Budget

Ramen Budget

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ #8
◈ #9

Enacted corporate policies

Open Door Policy
◆
#1

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Grassroots Growth
◆
#2

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#3
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 0W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

3 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $100 0W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rubber Duck
⚡
Offshore

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
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◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $150 0W - 1S
Assets
Hard Worker
⚡
Disruptive

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rubber Duck
⚡
Offshore

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
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◈
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Policies
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
YEAR 3 $210 0W - 2S
Assets
Rubber Duck
⚡
Offshore

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker
⚡
Disruptive

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Ramen Budget

Ramen Budget

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding